FETISH AFFAIRS GOES DOWN EVERY OTHER THURSDAY. NEXT TWO AFFAIRS ARE ON SEPTEMBER 26th AND SEPTEMBER 10th!!
Gratitude and attitude with 80 sexies, Thursday, September 26, 8 pm until 2 am
With gushing and flushing gratitude and attitude Fetish Affairs slams into Earth from Planet-Pleasure! Brace for IMPACT! Thursday, September 26th, 8 PM until 2 AM
To attend one must RSVP with first name and initial of last name to FetishAffairs@Gmail.com to request the official invitation, see below…
Fetish Affairs has consistently been growing budding mounting and exploding almost every single party for six years straight! That’s fucking crazy! (Fetish Affairs, [under different names], started in 2006; there were a lot of lean years; sorta like un-lean cuts of meat: I cut out the fat in BOOM-VROOM!). Fetish Affairs has been established as the largest most popular party of any kind anywhere. How did this all occur? First, we offer the most fun joy-filled and highest pleasure a man or adventurous couple can experience on Earth. Second, the most important reason is all of YOU!
I want to show our gratitude with the right attitude towards you, the folks that make Fetish Affairs the biggest and the preeminent. As a token of appreciation we will have lots of five dollar bills, one to be handed out to everybody who attends the next Fetish Affair. It’s my way of saying thank you for making the leading and the top party in the world all it is, for, without you, it would/could not be!
Even more: Fetish Affairs desires to also say thank you to the Demigods! You Demigods who without fail pack the minimally dozen demigod/VIP rooms to experience literally the best thing a man can experience on the third rock from the Sun, by taking one or more of Fetish Affairs’ minimally 80 oozing sexy girls into the finest VIP/Demigod rooms anywhere. Thus Gus on September 26th any demigod who rents a demigod room for minimally one hour will get a $20 discount!
(You may pre-reserve your demigod room via e-mail, or chance it at the party IF VIP rooms are available. You may also pre-reserve a VIP room for the entire night only $400!).
I also want to show my sincere contriteness insofar Fetish Affairs’ scheduling has been vacillating recently. Why? Life happens. John Lennon said: “Life is what happens while you’re making other plans.” How true. Circumstances beyond my control forced me to change Fetish Affairs’ normal solid rock bimonthly cycle. Hence, another reason I want to reinforce my gratitude for your patronage by offering you this from-the-heart five dollar discount at the next Fetish Affair.
No worries: Moving forward Fetish Affairs shall be on its normal bimonthly cycle with no more disruptions. (Nevertheless the biggest joke ever told was telling God’s one’s plans; though I shall do my best to keep the pleasure trip-ship back on track!).
This is a one-time singular five dollar discount. I do not charge a lot for the prime and the zenith party, the party that allows you to have the time of your life every time you attend! Because I sincerely legitimately and earnestly care!! I am more than fair!!!
Bear in mind Fetish Affairs offers more girls more hot girls and hotter girls to hang out with party with and play with than any party in existence, in the coolest and largest private nightclub hidden in a quiet chic neighborhood offering maximum legal protection for y’all reinforced by the fact that Fetish Affairs is run the world’s leading adult-industry attorney making sure you play safely and go home to your own bed.
Summary: Nobody does it better! That means me and Y-O-U. We do this together! Nearly every Fetish Affair sets a record attendance, and every time we do since we are the chief party in history we set a new world record! Fetish Affairs is a phenomenon. YOU ARE PHENOMENON. So for gratitude and attitude only at the next Fetish Affair September 26th I am taking five dollars off of the already low $50 suggested voluntary door donation. Further, I shall detract $20 off of the suggested voluntary donation for a minimal one hour excursion into demigod Nirvana via the palatial dozen demigod/VIP rooms.
Keep in mind to tell your friends about the greatest thing anyplace: Fetish Affairs! You shall be doing your brothers the greatest favor of their life, and you earn a free entry! As well if you know girls who want to work at the Power-Tower of Parties for each chickeepoo you send our way you again earn a free entry!
Let’s do this!
RSVP right away to FetishAffairs@Gmail.com and let’s get the biggest and the best even bigger and better: let’s get this party started! So please RSVP with your first name and initial of last name to request the official invitation which is required to gain entry as Fetish Affairs is a private event on private grounds attendance by invitation only an on-site membership only event, oh yeah
People ubiquitously are tossing paper airplanes upon which it’s inscribed that it’s from Angelico, and the angelic Angels of Fetish Affairs who give Angelico a hand, or two, and you a sexy/ticklish foot or two, and other delectable portions of FLESH! They BRING IT!
Get in Free: Referrals
Get in free by simply referring a friend to Fetish Affairs
Get in free by just referring any female to work at Fetish Affairs
If you want to liquor up: BRING IT! (We do not sell back your alcohol, or sell any alcohol, ever, whatsoever: got that?).
Have a demigod experience with Fetish Affair’s beautiful teasing and pleasing Demi-gals.
You may pre-reserve the Demi-god (VIP) rooms: Just let us know what time and how long you crave one and we will do our best to reserve it for you accordingly. You may also pre-reserve your favorite of minimally 80 hot and cool models: Just tell us which girl(s), what time, and for how long.
Bachelor Party Dreamland
The ideal goal of all bachelor parties is to send the bachelor off to his new life with a bang. A bang with the most fun… That is what Fetish Affairs offers.
Fetish Affairs is the most popular and largest adult party in the world. It is bimonthly and attracts pleasure-seekers from all around the world who seek only the best in gratification.
Fetish Affairs is the ideal bachelor party locale. We offer everything a bachelor party could want and more. There is no parallel to Fetish Affairs on the planet.
First and foremost girls! We have the prettiest girls and the most girls. Fetish Affairs offers minimally 80 of the prettiest females you’ve ever seen in one location of which you may hang out with, mingle with, flirt with, chat with, party with, dance with, drink with, and take your choice of the 80 gorgeous models up to the Demigod/VIP rooms for special fun time.
Fetish Affairs minimally 80 hot girls come from every walk of life including aspiring models and actresses, Playboy centerfolds, Penthouse centerfolds, Maxim models, bikini models, calendar models, bartenders, waitresses, retail girls, 9-to-fivers, cam girls, girls-next-door types, and more.
All of the minimally foxy 80 female hosts at each Fetish Affairs come in every size, shape, height, weight, hair type, hair color, ethnicity, color, personality type, and every other variable to make every fantasy come true in every dream become real.
And all of the minimally 80 hot girls are there specifically to please you. Unlike strip clubs, lap dance parties, nightclubs, bars, etc., they will talk to you all night long gladly, making you feel like a king.
Why rent a dinosaur boring cliché stripper when you can have 80 of the elite females in the world at your fingertips beckoning you to join them in glorious fun.
Fetish Affairs offers one dozen exclusive Demigod/VIP rooms for extra sensual and erotic bliss for the bachelor, the best man, and everybody else in your bachelor party.
Fetish Affairs is a BYOB event meaning you may take a limousine, affordably buy your own liquor needs, and give your liquor to our sexy bartender who will serve your liquor to you all night long for free. Please note we absolutely do not sell back your alcohol or any alcohol.
There is quality food nearby, and you may order in food. And Fetish Affairs is held in a really cool chic posh neighborhood with plenty of other bars and other funky places to visit.
Fetish Affairs is held in the largest private nightclub on the East Coast, offering you maximum comfort and maximum room to go freaking crazy.
Fetish Affairs is conveniently located just outside of Manhattan, walking distance to all public transportation, Uber friendly, and car friendly, and but of course limousine friendly. We are easily accessed by Manhattan, all five boroughs of the city, Long Island, New Jersey, Connecticut, and Pennsylvania and even further locations for the more discriminating and pleasure-demanding dudes.
Fetish Affairs has its own car service: inquire.
Fetish Affairs offers the best in music, and one of the largest dance floors to dance your ass off with our minimally 80 super hot and super cool girls.
Fetish Affairs is well staffed they crack security team making sure that you all play and party safely all night long.
Fetish Affairs occurs every other Thursday. You may incorporate your bachelor party right into one of our bimonthly Fetish Affairs, or, if you want to set up a special night for your bachelor party, inquire for rates for private events.
If you want the best for your bachelor party we are it. To inquire about having your bachelor party at the best bachelor party place on the planet simply contact us at: FetishAffairs@Gmail.com
Fetish Affairs is brought to you by Angelico, and the angelic Angels of Fetish Affairs
NO! We LOVE foot fetishes, however, we are a multi-fetish,
couple-friendly, swingers, and even non-fetish party catering to all
fetishes, couples and swingers and people with no fetishes!
Simply join the newsletter which is easy: see the top of any page on
this website, once you join you’ll be given a password inside the
newsletter you’ll receive; the password is updated every two weeks; the password must be typed in, not cut and pasted, as directed.
Yes! It is a legally sealed private event on private ground,
attendance by official invitation solely, and on-premises membership
only requiring an RSVP with first name and initial of last name to
request an invitation to: FetishAffairs@Gmail.com
It is only a voluntary suggested door donation of 50 Smack-Her-OOOS, for females 25.
10 long-ass wild minutes!
Yes! There are TOTALLY PRIVATE session rooms. PLUS 12 Demigod/VIP Rooms! All session rooms are FREE of charge except for the Demigod/VIP rooms.
Yes. Contact us at FetishAffairs@gmail.com and let us what time and for how long you wish a Demigod room.
Most of Fetish Affairs’ 75+ Angels are college girls, pretty next-door type girls, regular common cute girls you see around and drool thinking about, actual high-end model agency signed working models,
legitimate bikini models, calendar models, Playboy models, Penthouse
models, Maxim models, TV and movie actresses, aspiring models and
actresses, Hooters girls, lingerie models, real nurses, waitresses,
bartenders, strippers, porn stars, famous fetish video models,
cam-girls, waitresses, dancers, ballet performers, yoga babes, muscle
chicks, pole girls, secretaries, librarians, flight attendants, and just
cute young girls from every walk of life!
We have 80+ girls of every type shape weight height size etc…for everyone’s taste. Thin to BBW. Young to MILF’s! Etc…
NO! Most of our 75+ girls are young, but: ALL GIRLS ARE OF LEGAL AGE 21 OR OVER. (ALL with legal ID’s that are checked!). We also have
Yes! We already have become the largest couples and swinger’s party
as well as all-fetish and even non-fetish party on earth. Unlike almost
all other swingers gatherings you get to play with truly pretty girls!
How about that!
Fetish Affairs has been in existence over a decade, (under another
too-long name and shared-ownership in the past best left in the past).
*BYOB: If you want to liquor up: BRING IT! (Must be 21 years of age
or older to attend or drink alcohol; legal ID required). [We do not sell
back or in any way handle your BYOB alcohol].
Yes! Mixers available, ice (ice may be used for sessions too!), and much more!
Yes! Liquor stores are a short walking distance nearby.
Fetish Affairs is held in the largest private play space and private nightclub on the East Coast!
Yes! Bring your favorite bondage gear and tie up your favorite
lasses! We even have bondage/tickle furniture! (We do not supply bondage gear such as rope, cuffs, paddles, ball gags, blindfolds, floggers, feathers, hog-tie equipment, etc…SO if you want it: BRING IT!
We allow most fetishes because Fetish Affairs is a discrimination-free zone. There are some fetishes that may be better
expressed in all their glory, of we judge not and least, elsewhere:
inquire beforehand if unsure to make sure.
Privacy rights apply to private locations, NOT to public locations
such as bars and lounges and such. In our opinion, (as an ATTORNEY who specializes in adult-related matters), holding or attending a party in a public location is VERY unwise: you are playing with your life.
No! In almost ALL public location there ARE cameras filming EVERYTHING you do. Not at our private location.
Absolutely not! There are no cameras filming you endangering your anonymity.
NO! ALL recording devices are disallowed at the parties.
Nope. Dress as you desire: anything goes!
Yes. HIGHLY-TRAINED multi-male security is/are present at all times,
and everyone is checked for weapons and such which are strictly
Refer girls to us (that we hire) and you receive a complete waiver off the requested door donation getting you in free!
Yes! Please! AND: If you have attended one party previously
minimally, and your guest(s) have not, you get in FREE as the suggested door donation is totally waved! If you refer more than one friend you are entitled to future waivers of the suggested door donation.
Yes. E-mail us at FetishAffairs@gmail.com and just let us what time
and for how long you wish a particular babe and we shall do our best
accommodate your desires.
Yes. You must join our mailing list to see the pictures or the sexy
80 hot/cool girls who work each party. There is a password in the
newsletters closer to the party to see some of the 75 hotties.
Be assured that you will not be spammed, and that we will not share your email address with anyone else
Yes! In fact your lady friend gets in half-off the already very low reasonable suggested voluntary door donation!
Yes! Our girls are picked not just for their extreme super good
looks, but also for their ability to make you feel comfortable, welcome,
and totally shame/blame free with your fetishes. We are considered by
most to the nicest and most polite party host in the country. Your
comfort and pleasure is a highest priority.
You will be notified of the exact location once you RSVP if we choose
to send you the requested and required official invitation.
This is a closed private event on private grounds, attendance by
invitation solely, and on-site private membership event. An official
RSVP is mandatory to get an official invitation. Please RSVP with first
name and initial of last name to: FetishAffairs@gmail.com, thereafter
the location is divulged to you; have your official invitation ready at
the door to gain entry.
Being a private party on private grounds we have the right to and do
not allow anyone associated with any law enforcement without a valid
warrant. Nor do we allow anyone with any media affiliation. DO NOT
snoop, or media-sandbag us, or any other sneaky poppycock or you shall pay a HEAVY legal price: A SAVVY BADASS LAWYER RUNS THIS PARTY: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
ALL attendees must be 21 or over with legal ID which are ALWAYS checked, EVERYBODY.
Yes! Great music all the time!
Yup! Though most girls are nubile and very young, (ALL of legal age
over 21), yet, we always have at least a few beautiful MILF’s around.
Yes. Though most girls are in 6-pack shape, and thin, shapely, and/or
curvy just right, etc…, we always have at least a few lovely BBW’s
Absolutely 100% YES! (The manager/owner is an attorney!).
Absolutely not! Nothing illegal! Period! You will be tossed immediately and banned evermore!
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! You will be tossed immediately and banned forever. ZERO DRUG TOLERANCE POLICY!
Yes! Just email us at email@example.com
No. Email shall suffice. We also have private lives and please respect that we wish to keep it that way.
Welcome to Fetish Affairs: There is nothing like Fetish Affairs on earth! You are about to have the time of your life! Fetish Affairs is the world’s most popular gentlemen’s fetish & adult-entertainment party. Fetish Affairs presents the largest number and most beautiful models to mingle and engage with: minimally 80 of the prettiest and friendly girls you shall encounter anywhere ever. Fetish Affairs goes down bimonthly in the largest private playspace and private nightclub in the New York Metropolitan Area. Fetish Affairs sensually caters to all fetishes, erotically to all people without fetishes, and is couple-friendly. Fetish Affairs is a fully legal event prohibiting any illegal activity whatsoever. All attendees must be minimally 21 years of age or older; legal ID required. Fetish Affairs is a BYOB event: we do not sell back your alcohol, or any alcohol, ever, whatsoever. To jump in on the fun note that Fetish Affairs is a private event on private grounds attendance by invitation only, an on-site membership event, requiring an RSVP to request an official invitation necessary to gain entry; RSVP with first name and initial last name to FetishAffairs@Gmail.com. To maximize your fun join our sexy entertaining newsletter.
*LEGAL DISCLAIMER: You must read this in its entirety before attending any of our events/parties/affairs, or engaging us in any way whatsoever, or looking viewing listening, or otherwise engaging anything associated to/from/with us in anyway whatsoever; failure to so and the legal consequences therefrom are yours solely.
Fetish Affairs is/are privately legally sealed private event(s) held on private property/grounds attendance by invitation only, an on-site membership only event, RSVP mandatory to request and possibly receive said required official invitation of which such official invitation must be produced to gain entry. As such Fetish Affairs absolutely reserves the right to bar entry to anyone, or demand anyone to leave, for any reason at any time without reservation. Anyone with any law enforcement association whatsoever, (of any type whatsoever), is/are strictly disallowed entry without a valid warrant: The 4th Amendment is invoked always, plus any other applicable Constitutional legal rights or other legal rights or other.
Anyone with any media affiliation, of any type, and/or any recording equipment of any type is/are strictly disallowed entry. No snooping: By reading this and/or attending you agree to not speak/communicate of/about or other about Fetish Affairs, hosts, models, occurrences, or other, in perpetuity ad infinitum.
Any and all illegal activity, including genital contact, private area touching, nudity, sex of any type, prostitution, drugs, weapons, violence, or any other behavior or thing conceivable that breaks any applicable law(s) in existence anywhere is/are strictly disallowed.
Any possible monies possibly donated and/or tipped in any possible way at the door/entry or other is/are solely possible voluntary donations possibly donated for entry solely and not in any way a/an exchange for prostitution or any other illegalities whatsoever. Any possible monies possibly tipped to any model(s) from any attendee(s) in any possible way whatsoever are solely voluntary possible tips for company and legal entertainment and not for any illegalities whatsoever such as but not limited to prostitution, all such or any illegalities of which is/are absolutely disallowed. Possible voluntary donations and/or tips for anything stated herein or other for anything else or other are not demanded or mandatory or required and are hence solely and absolutely voluntary donations and/or tips.
You must respect the models at all times; do not touch or talk to them inappropriately; any and all possible physical possible contact of any kind whatsoever, possible contact of which must be fully legal and non-sexual, must be absolutely fully consensual; do not attempt to get any models private contact or other information.
We retain the absolute right to change date(s), location, models, and/or anything else possible at our absolute discretion.
Fetish Affairs is a BYOB event. We do not sell back your alcohol, or sell any alcohol whatsoever, EVER.
We are not responsible for any lost/stolen objects ever under any circumstances.
We expressly state heretofore wherein that we are not criminally or civilly legally liable for anything illegal that you choose/chose to do under you own volition and will; any/such illegal activities are absolutely against our expressed demands and wishes; said illegal activities are solely your liability criminally of civilly; we bear no liability for aforementioned illegal activities or other of anyone/others said illegalities that we heretofore hereinbefore and hereinafter expressly and patently disallow.
All attendees must be 21 to enter: legal valid ID required, including all models. One must be 21 or over to even READ or engage in any way anything associated with Fetish Affairs.
All written and/or oral statements in any form herein, or associated/related in any way thereto whatever, are copyrighted, and, accordingly, have full legal copyright protection. Reproduction in any form of anything whatever from this page, or anything else related thereto, is/are strictly disallowed, and wholly illegal. Any copyright infringement shall result in direct civil and/or criminal legal action/prosecution.
Fetish Affairs is run by a Bad-Ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even THINK about it.
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